- Slasher Films (with unnecessary gore and forced plot lines)
+ Saw (1-3D)
+ Halloween
- Most Modern day horror films (that are essentially just people in the most fucked up situations you could possibly imagine)
+ Quarantine
+ Orphan
+ Teeth (its about a vagina that likes to bite off male extremeties)
- Spoof Movies (ones that take a generic plot line, add generic characters, steal from what were original movies and then ruin them)
+ Not another Teen Move
+ Scary Movie (1-whatever)
+ Every other movie like this
- Chick Flicks (movies that exploit relationships and happy endings at the cost of an unnecessary character who somehow gets forgotten along the way for the sake of the main lovers mutual interests)
+ Sweet Home Alabama
+ Hitch
+ and other movies of the like which I cannot remember at the moment.
- Other...
+ The Graffitti Artist
+ Orphan (I mention this twice cuz I really hated this movie)
+ The Road (depressing with no real resolution or moral lesson, just how much life is going to suck!)
+ The Fast and The Furious
+ Titanic
+ Dances With Wolves
+ Waterworld
+ I am sure there are more but there is no point in listing all of them.
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